Who knew all I wanted to really feel vacation cheer was a easy but catchy music by Vanderpump Guidelines stars Lala Kent and Scheana Shay? Season 11 is about to grace our screens shortly after the New 12 months. The storyline is sure to be heavy, so it’s good to have the 2 mothers add a little bit of levity earlier than the brand new season drops.
Each Lala and Scheana have had their fair proportion of drama, so it’s fairly intelligent that the 2 banded collectively to mock the scandals of the previous 12 months and make a bit of money from their troubled occasions. Regardless that Lala and Scheana’s music, “Christmas Slay,” may not be as basic as “White Christmas,” it’s positively a one-hit-wonder I received’t thoughts listening to each vacation season. The Christmas jingle is a bop, similar to “Apples,” and is basic Scheana (and Lala). It is a jam that each VPR fan ought to add to their vacation playlist.
Lala Has Pipes
Forgive me, however I forgot that Lala had an honest set of pipes. The autotune doesn’t spoil the music in any respect, however the huge shock is Lala’s uncooked expertise. She not solely sings alongside together with her bestie but additionally provides a flashy rap bit within the center. Let’s simply hope the 2 don’t must carry out it dwell as a result of, if that’s the case, poor Scheana.
Followers will recall Lala collaborated with James Kennedy on his music, “Feeling You.” Lala is definitely an completed singer and has held her personal music showcase. The mom of 1 has additionally labored with DJ Duffey and music producer Sean2 Miles. Why she hasn’t made extra of an effort within the music enterprise is unknown, however I admire how she is giving herself a second to shine just like the North Star.
The Tune Shades Rachel
‘Tis the season to be messy…although I believed it was about spreading good cheer. Anyway, Lala and Scheana made certain so as to add a little bit of snark to their music directed on the former pageant lady and her half within the group’s demise. Just a few Easter eggs had been dropped into the tune. In a single line, Scheana raps,
“It’s Christmastime, and I’m tryin’ to push off the naughty listing
You catch my drift?”
“I wanna be an angel, not a Rachel, bitch.”
Scheana even jokingly referenced Rachel Leviss placing a brief restraining order on her, noting, “Merry Christmas to you. No extra TROs!”
Vanderpump Guidelines followers will recall that Scheana and Rachel discovered themselves in an alleged brawl, with Rachel claiming Scheana pushed her after which slugged her. The costs had been ultimately dropped, however it’s clear that Scheana is holding a grudge. How very Grinch-like.
The Tune Notes Different Bravo Stars
Just like the music says, “When you’re gonna be a Scrooge, you then simply gotta go.” When you aren’t a fan of “Christmas Slay,” please exit stage proper.
The women knew who to pander to, as additionally they talked about some iconic Bravo moments and stars from the final 12 months. Throughout the second stanza, Vicki Gunvalson, Tamra Choose, and Shannon Beador had been talked about with the women crooning, “It’s the tres amigas, sippin’ tequilas.” A 90210 housewife was additionally talked about with the road studying, “Lip service to Santa like Lisa Rinna‘s.”
Maybe the most effective shoutout was for Erika Jayne because the SURvers sang, “And the decision got here in, and we’re maintaining the earrings.” Who knew the sing-song could be so heavy with Fairly Mess shoutouts?
The Vacation Creation Is Completely Them
From the duvet artwork to the precise lyrics, this has Scheana and Lala written throughout it. I imply, even Scheana’s cowl artwork is exhibiting her good aspect. Although the duvet offers me early 2000s Pinterest, I’m nonetheless right here for it and may even body it for my subsequent Christmas card.
If I needed to choose a favourite line, it must be, “I hope Saint Nick don’t catch me appearing like a ho ho ho.” Mainly, the ditty is humorous and cringeworthy in a cute method. Some could really feel it’s a bit crude to make enjoyable of somebody in a Christmas music, however that is how the Bravosphere spins.
Actually, I hate myself for loving it and hope that Santa offers me a go for my questionable vacation music.
TELL US – WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON CHRISTMAS SLAY? WILL YOU PLAY IT LOUD AND PROUD AT HOME?
